We’re now four episodes in to the latest series of Made In Chelsea, and things are starting to happen. Critically, Lucy is finally back and apparently no-longer man-hating.

Here are some essential points to consider after Monday night’s drama-filled episode of the E4 show.

1.LUCY’S BACK! And she’s not a man-hater any more.

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We haven’t seen Lucy for the last few weeks and we were wondering whether she had completely vanished from the MIC radar.

But the pretty brunette finally made a grand entrance at a bar, where she bumped into Elliot and James and her confidence now has been fully restored.

“I think my faith is restored. I am so happy being single, I am not a man hater any more,” said Lucy who’s ready for all the drama.

2. Lucy doesn’t like guys who talk too much.

Lucy may not hate men any more but she doesn’t like chatty ones either.

“I think you talk a bit to much,” Lucy tells Elliot when asked about her jewellery business and her target market.

Note to Elliot: Never mix business with pleasure.

2. Andy dating two women is not working out that well.

Oooh things are getting messy for lover boy Andy, who’s trying his best to juggle two girls at once (and surprisingly they both know about this!).

“I am not enjoying as much I should,” says Andy about his situation – but we find that hard to believe.

However, Jess drops the “I hooked up with Jamie” bombshell, possibly ending her romance with Andy.

“If you are in love with two people, always choose the second one,” Fleur tells Andy on their first date.

The way things are going, Andy might just take up that advice.
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3. Rugby-honed thighs are important to the ladies.

Men in tiny, muddy shorts are apparently the best thing about rugby. At least they are for Louise, Millie and especially Binky.

“I love watching boys bums and legs in motion,” says Louise.

Binky obviously agrees, with her eyes fixed firmly on JP.

“You look very good on the pitch,” Binky gushes. She is speaking to Andy, but we know the comments are really intended for JP. “You look very manly.”

4. Binky and JP wear wellies for their first date.

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Now that Binky’s found a manly man, the pair waste no time in going on their first date – a picnic out in the country among fluffy sheep in the green grass.

“I’ve never made a girlfriend,” says JP – the newest hunk to enter the Chelsea clan, explaining that travelling meant he hasn’t had the time for a proper relationship.

Fingers crossed for Binky.

5. Binky doesn’t know where Norfolk is.

“Is it somewhere near Somerset?” she asks JP, who doesn’t know the whereabouts of Norfolk either, despite living there.

Binky knows a lot about style and fashion, but it seems geography isn’t her thing.

6. JP doesn’t speak French.

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The Norfolk hunk says he took French at school but can’t speak the language.

However, he does go on to say he can do a mean French accent but fails miserably when put to the test. YIKES!

7. Toff and Mark Francis have a thing about diplomatic immunity.

We thought Mark Francis and Toff were going to have a rather intellectual conversion about political apathy, but we were wrong.

It seems they were more interested in diplomatic immunity and the ability to park anywhere.

8. Something’s rotten in the house of Louise and Alik.

Seems like Louise is getting fed-up of Alik’s sloppy ways and Alik doesn’t like Louise criticising him.

“It’s good, it’s just lots to work on,” says Louise, confident her Scott Disick-lookalike lover will fall in line.

But unfortunately for them, the arguments just keep building up.

Or to sum up the entire episode in a few words…